This hugenormous test I have today has quite a few medieval musical examples. I just found out, at 10:00 last night that the recordings are online. No one told me this. Our professor didn't say this. Who knew MSM was organized enough to have a library page with the entire Norton Anthology online.
What the?!
I have to study even more this morning. What the?!
Thank goodness that it isn't gray outside today. I hope it stays pretty because the gray weather is super depressing.
I had a funny thought of song last night. You know in Grease when Frenchie drops out of high school to goes to beauty school and they sing that song "Beauty School Drop Out"? Well...Here is my version my words are in italics:
Your story sad to tell,
A twenties ne'er do well,
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block!
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smile!
Angels: (La lalala lalala lalala...)
MSM dropout,
No graduation day for you.
MSM dropout,
Missed your midterms and hate piano!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
ur clothes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up!
Baby get moving (Baby get movin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got the dream but not the drive.
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool.
Turn in your violin and go get in Law School!
MSM dropout (Music school dropout),
Hanging around the corner store.
MSM dropout (Music school dropout),
It's about time you knew the score.
Well they couldn't teach you anything,
You think you're such a looker,
But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!
Baby don't sweat it (Don't sweat it),
You don't want an orchestral job
Better forget it (Forget it),
Who wants their kid taught by a snob?
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes whirled, but still the
world is cruel.
Wipe off that angel face and go get in Law School!
Baby don't blow it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
Baby you know it,
Even Dear Abby'd say the same!
Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta
fly!
Gotta be going to that, malt shop, in the sky!
MSM dropout (MSM dropout)
go get in Law School
MSM dropout (MSM dropout)
go get in Law School
MSM dropout (MSM dropout)
go get in Law School
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block!
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smile!
Angels: (La lalala lalala lalala...)
MSM dropout,
No graduation day for you.
MSM dropout,
Missed your midterms and hate piano!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
ur clothes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up!
Baby get moving (Baby get movin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got the dream but not the drive.
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool.
Turn in your violin and go get in Law School!
MSM dropout (Music school dropout),
Hanging around the corner store.
MSM dropout (Music school dropout),
It's about time you knew the score.
Well they couldn't teach you anything,
You think you're such a looker,
But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!
Baby don't sweat it (Don't sweat it),
You don't want an orchestral job
Better forget it (Forget it),
Who wants their kid taught by a snob?
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes whirled, but still the
world is cruel.
Wipe off that angel face and go get in Law School!
Baby don't blow it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
Baby you know it,
Even Dear Abby'd say the same!
Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta
fly!
Gotta be going to that, malt shop, in the sky!
MSM dropout (MSM dropout)
go get in Law School
MSM dropout (MSM dropout)
go get in Law School
MSM dropout (MSM dropout)
go get in Law School
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