Just call me Larry. Larry David.
So, apparently I didn't prepare myself for school. I didn't prepare myself for the morons, for the classes, for pretty much anything. I've found myself thoroughly annoyed at the idiots I'm surrounded by (not everyone, just a few...well, a lot...but not the people I like). Yesterday, this ridiculous girl sat next to me in history and she was wearing SO MUCH bath and body works lotion..Please Honey! You think I won't recognize that coconut lime flavor $7.50 body spray you accosted yourself with. Paahhhlleeeease! I had to breathe into the isle just so I wouldn't choke to death. It was too late to move, although I did look. Every seat open looked like it was next to someone who probably doused themselves with perfume before they walked in. Haven't these people ever heard of moderation? Oh...apparently not we are at a music school. These people are insane.
Ok, here is my other hot button issue. So, forgive me please, but there is no excuse for obesity due to laziness and poor eating habits. Ok, I understand if you have some kind of disease, disorder, etc. However, if you are just a normal person and you are not taking the steps towards a healthy lifestyle and you weigh about 2x's as much as you should for your height, I don't give a care if you have big bones, that is crap. Take those stairs sweetheart!
I see all these obese people filling the elevators at school and going up one flight. ONE FLIGHT! Take the damn stairs. I almost was crushed into the wall on the elevator yesterday because this girl didn't realize her circumfrance. NO JOKE. I said "excuse me...EXCUSE ME!" still she squished me closer to the wall. It is disgusting.
Speaking of disgust, community bathrooms are gross.
The end.
I am over this.
resepi kek kukus coklat
3 years ago
1 comment:
OMG honey. Let me commiserate with you on the fat people thing. There is no excuse for fatness due to laziness and poor eating, I totally agree. Likewise, the whole going up one flight on the elevator instead of walking makes me soooooo ill!
Here's my story about stupid girl from class: last week there was this girl who totally overstepped her bounds and annoyed the shit out of me. First of all, she came to class an hour late. This is a class that meets once a week, so she missed a lot of material. Then, she's not prepared for class...no pencil, paper, anything...all she has is a "Creative Loafing." Anyway, old girl pissed me off when she asked me if she could look on at my article,(we were supposed to be looking for key points) which she didn't bother to bring, or read...then, when I got back from going to the bathroom (Dr. Gunhouse had given us a break), she had taken my notebook and my pen and was copying my notes. I was like, wtf.
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